Vagina Blood Fart

A queef occuring on that "special" week of every month.

Fuck! It's a bitch tryin' to get a Vagina Blood Fart outta your sheets!

by Crotch-Ketchup June 18, 2003

brazilian fart porn

It's exactly what it sounds like.

That Brazilian fart porn we just watch had it all, Brazilians and farting.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

tuna pussy farts

The kind of queef that is so ferocious it comes out of only the nastiest snatch found within a ten mile radius from where you are currently residing.

"Yeah dude, Leann's mom made me dinner last night, but all I could think about was the tuna pussy farts she let out while I ate ;)"

by pSarah July 13, 2006

hot dog farts

a particularly sharp smelling flatulence that occurs after eating hot dogs. The canine version of this fart is particularly pungent.

the dogs been making hot dog farts in the bedroom, lets sleep on the couch.

by jayzn August 4, 2013

a fat woman fart

The obnoxious sound reverberating from the lower cheeks of an overweight woman.

Larry was always whinning util Jim told him that enough is enough, "I'd rather hear a fat woman fart than a grown man cry"!

by Tomtwice January 2, 2008

Land Mine Fart

When the steanch a fart is embedded into a seat until someone disturbs that smell to cause it to leak out moments later. In similar fasion to a real land mine

So, I was hanging with my girlfriend yesturday and I laid a land mine fart in her couch. Later on her sister sat there and she got tottaly blamed for it!

by R.T. Foster, II October 28, 2007

Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.

You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017