Mom

A female who is constantly overthinking comments and arguing with their child.

My mom is always yelling at me

by anonymous June 25, 2021

your mom

the funniest joke we know

Obama: “when did i ask?”
You: “your mom”

by joesmama888 February 6, 2022

Mom Roddling

When you are role modeling but in a suggestive way.

Been Mom Roddling since 2001.

by RocketScience2 October 2, 2023

Mom

The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.

Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.

by We_all_like_mans November 4, 2019

your mom

somebody i would totally hit+very sexy and cute

-is that your mom?
-wow she’s so sexy! ❤️❤️😨❤️🤪😨❤️❤️

by what does this mean lmao February 17, 2022

Mom

Someone who busted you out of her vagina. Be greatful you fucking prick

Son: Fuck you mom!
Mom: Shutup son I gave birth to you

by KILL ME!!! June 9, 2018

Your Mom

You are a stupid person so stop with the your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat

by CoooooolDogmannn December 21, 2020