nut-sac-dance

When a squirrel dances and taps his feet to a little tune while his ball bag swings back and forth. or:

When you get overly excited about something but don't want to overtly express your joy.

zone-x.com/deez_nutz as an example

I was chillin when I found out I got the job. All night I was doing the nut-sac-dance!

by T-bone May 2, 2003

No nut November

The month where you cant masturbate
Rules are:
1. No nutting
2. Boners and porn allowed
3. Coupons are allowed but only for one time
4. Happy no nut November

Tomorrow is no nut November so be prepared

by King nut November 2, 2019

off my nut

adj) Drinking alcohol to the point of excess with the aim of loosing complete control of ones actions. It is used as a description of the least desirable type of drunkeness, but is still very attractive to many.

Matt: "Here, have this pint of Batchwood Champagne"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"

Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"

Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"

by funky_smyth June 22, 2006

Double jump nut

When you jump and then nut to jump higher

Similar to double jumping in Mario but you nut instead

Kid 1: yo our ball is stuck up on the roof
Kid 2: I got got you all I have to do is double jump nut

by Crill March 9, 2020

Butter-nut-cum

A rephrase of the vegetable butternut squash used in an attempt at comedy, may be used to break an awkward silence or simply as a powerful statement.

Ollie - "Butternut Squash? More like Butter-nut-cum!"
*silence*

by TheShiftyJ April 15, 2022

community nut napkin

a shared towel used to ejaculate in with the boys, preferably placed in the bathroom

“Kyle, where’s the community nut napkin?”

by stupiddthicc September 28, 2019

nut bustin' good

comparing an experience (usually food) to the glory of the spermatozoa exiting its' scrotal, prostate and testicular 'home"
and YES!, not an experience enjoyed by the female ! (clit-titillatin' good ?)

aunt mary's chaw lit orgasm treats were nut busting good!
that walnut flavored tofu was nut bustin' good!
that bacon was nut bustin' good!
those vegan 'treats' were nut bustin' good!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2018