big bulbous penis

A penis that is very large or Shrek sized.

Shrek shoved his big bulbous penis into Harry Potter's orifices.

by Mebuscus09 October 17, 2014

small penis car

Also applies to humongous "manly" vehicles that are not allowed to wear dirt, let alone get driven on it. Glossy Hummers, pinstriped pickups, and similar macho-but-impractical trucks and SUVs that cruise cities and suburbs.

The Hummer is the most useless vehicle ever built; it's the ultimate small penis car.

by JimDD April 14, 2006

Wash my penis

A phrase used when a male is going to shower. This phrase is often used after sexual intercourse.

Its been a long day, im going to wash my penis to refresh my body.

by Just_Wavy_Baby October 1, 2020

Penis Disease Syndrome

Penis Disease Syndrome is a disease that infects many males which gives them a penis which can be both good and bad, there are also cases of it being Fatal Penis Disease Syndrome which makes your penis extremely long

"Hey, Noah! You have fatal penis disease syndrome!"
"No, I don't."

by GenerousWombat83 June 2, 2020

Penis Butt Blast

An action performed during anal sex. Describes the act of climaxing into a butt so hard that your penis shoots out similar to a bottle rocket

"I gave Kimmy the ole' Penis Butt Blast last night. Sent my cock the moon and back my guy."

by BigBoiBuss October 14, 2021

Extended hook penis

The action of sticking a hook through your penis and attaching it to the bull bar of a car. You then walk backwards until your penis gets extended by about 10 inches. Once finished this process DO NOT detach the hook.

Yo heath check out my Extended Hook Penis.

by Mclovin6969696969696969696969 November 13, 2021

Zero Penis Relationship

A couple with a sexual relationship without natural penis. In general, a Lesbian couple.
Cp. to a double penis relationship and a single penis relationship.

Did you hear, Patricia and Linda just started a proper Zero Penis Relationship!

by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016