canadian hand grenade

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it

Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....

by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023

Ben Hand

Such a fuck

"look, there is Ben Hand! He is such a *dumb/ugly/small dick powered* fuck"

by Giraffeman69 November 24, 2021

Left handed golf swing

When you hit the crack pipe while getting a bj from a crack whore

Yo, that left handed golf swing is going to kill you.

by That_Fairy August 28, 2025

One hand Jackson

Masturbating

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."

by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015

well-manicured hand

A sign of a sexually mature man

“Your well-manicured hand felt so good last night. You must be a sexually mature man.”
“A well-manicured hand is a sign of a sexually mature man”
“You mother said my hands were well-manicured.”

by blu3emo0on March 8, 2025

shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013

eli hand

eli hand has a massive dick

that’s all eli hands just got a big dick

by notelihand May 16, 2022