I feel better

What you say when you are trying to hide the pain so you cover it up by saying you feel better when in reality you don’t.

Emma: I feel better
Jody: you sure
Emma’s thoughts: I don’t feel better I feel horrible
Emma: ya I’m okay

by Lowkeyyy. March 3, 2019

“I play minecraft”

They have fast fingers and know how to use them.

“Ayy man what those hands do?”
“i play minecraft”
“oooh he got fast fingers”

by Simpmansimp May 8, 2021

I will save money

This is what people were saying after buying things they like but then after a few days, will buy things again, say this sentence again and repeat the same old process.

A : This is like your fifth time buying things like this

B: Don't worry. I will save money.

by i love u still January 7, 2022

Vitamin I

This vitamin probably exists somewhere in the real world, but for now it can mean "heals all heartbreak" or something wonderfully tragic like that.

See heartbreak.

You got your heart broken? Try some vitamin i. It helps. Sometimes.

by cuhlare November 16, 2006

I Kissed A Girl

WORST. SONG. EVER.
If you for some reason like this song; you suck miserably and should probably consider listening to real music.
If you've got a brain and you think it shouldn't be in existance; I'd bow down to you if I could.
If you've never heard it; KEEP IT THAT WAY, IT'S FOR THE BEST.
By the way, if you don't agree CHILL OUT. No need to go all spazzy just cause I think this song is shit.
:) Oh and another thing, THIS SONG DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD FUCKING BEAT. There's NOTHING to it! God damn.

Katy Perry fan (somehow she has those): LIKE OMG THE SONG I KISSED A GIRL IS LIKE THEEE BESTEST SONG EVERRR!
Non Katty Perry fan (the smart one): It SUCKS.
Katy Perry fan (ew): NUHH IT'S SO GOOD.
Non Katy Perry fan: Why do you like it?
Katy Perry fan (ew) Uuhhh, cause it's catchy.. and has a.. a good, uh, beat. Yea! A good beat.
-Silence-
Non Katy Perry fan: ... *STAB*

by LAAAA. October 15, 2008

i ain’t shit

when a person know that they ain’t shit

I was playing around with this boy and hurt his feelings i ain’t shit

by aintshit2018 April 3, 2018

i know, right?

usually followed by "yeah, uh-huh!"
and then, if desired "that's hilarious!"
then this proceeds in repetition of the three phrase cycle until one person or the other is sick of the cycle.

usually spoken in agreement to a previous statement.

could also be in ditto form.

"this coffee is bogus."
"i know, right?"
"yeah, uh-huh!"
("that's hilarious!")
"i know, right?"
etc.

"i totally flunked that test."
i know, right?"
"yeah, uh-huh!"
("that's hilarious!")
"i know, right?"
etc.

"we have to stop talking like that."
"i know, right?"
"yeah, uh-huh!"
("that's.. not hilarious!")
"i know, right?"
etc.

by awkwardsentence November 11, 2009