Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.

I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.

by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020

pastie tits

Tits/boobsetc.. breasts that look like pasties

Look She's got pastie tits . Yeah she's got a nice body but she's got pastie tits

by Dirtysilence February 12, 2017

Soggy tits

Slang term describing a state in which "tits" (breasts) are soggy.

"Damn she got some soggy tits!"

by David tikertefenhof August 31, 2021

Sugar Tits

the reward your wife is SUPPOSED to give you after a busy day of work, but nooo, i need to coook.

Where are my sugar tits CAROL?!

by Dev_atar May 6, 2025

tits

i dot have any

have u seen her tits oh wait she dont have any

by kuyfjt December 19, 2021

buttery tits

When you're fucking a fat bitch and sweat drops off her tits like warm butter.

I was fucking Tonya last night and bitch had buttery tits, totally turned me off.

by dennisreynASSSDENNIS February 19, 2017

boon tits

Fat ass

Pass me the ketchup boon tits

by Ivanfromindia December 30, 2023