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Saggy left nut

1) An expletive denoting the absurdity of the situation.

2) A term applied when something of little importance is valued more than it should be.
1) John: What in the name my saggy left nut do you think you are doing?

2) Jack: This is really important! We need to fix this now.
Jane: Yes, or else you will certainly lose your saggy left nut.
by The Killer Squirrel August 25, 2010
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I've Got The Nuts!

1. When you think or know you are going to win at something

2. In poker when you say this you think you have to best hand and it cant be beat

3. Saying that you've got the kahunas to do something dangerous or not
1.Jordan: I Just got the winning kill!
Tyler: Dude you've got the Nuts!

2. While playing poker Carlos looks down and smiles because he thinks he has the winning cards.
Daniel looks over from beside him and says He's Got The Nuts!!!

3. Jeff: You wont do it though!
Ted: Who won't I've got the Nuts!
by TDanger123 September 2, 2010
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pop-a-nut sauce

Ejaculate sauce created when stimulating males nutsack. This sauce is a nutritional liquid whose consistency can range from a clear tasteless liquid to a white goooey sticky oatmeal base that tastes like salty elmers glue. The amount of sauce created when stimulating ones nutsack can range from a dribble to a ceiling painting eruption depending on when sauce was last milked out of nutsack. This sauce can be used on chicken, beef steak, pork rinds, womens faces, tits and hair, and various products that smell like seafood.
Honey is their any pop-a-nut sauce left for the holidays.
by Beach Bum Effect December 8, 2014
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Kick nut november

Girl: omg youre so mean
Boy: yeah and what are you gonna do about it?
Girl: dont you know what month it is

Boy: yeah it is november aka no nut november
Girl: no it is kick nut november
Boy: oh danm it
by Stranger277373 October 4, 2020
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swedish nut lathe

AKA adjustable wrench, crescent spanner, monkey wrench or nut fucker.

technical properties: perfectly rounds of any edge on nut, bolt or cap.
-What happened to the bronze cap on that tank?
-i dont know but i saw the apprentice walking around with the 30" swedish nut lathe
by cockford ollie October 25, 2020
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10 minute nut

A orgy for a man that seems to last 10 minutes due to being under the influence of marijuana
I wacked off while i was stoned the other day and i had a 10 minute nut
by Dmessxpress June 3, 2003
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Banana Nut Muffin

The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.
Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?

Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz
by Manic Hispanic January 26, 2009
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