Mobile tailgating party

A normal tailgating party thing but better and with less safety features. There are no seatbelts or anything else that would prohibit you from falling off allowed

Ted Bundy once went to a mobile tailgating party with some basic bitches he killed and got so drunk he tried to stand up but accidentally stepped on his dates vagina causing her to profusely bleed and need 24 stitches.

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

Boston Pee Party

When you’re doing anal with your GF and she pisses all over you. 10/10 would not recommend.

Bro my girl went all Boston Pee Party on my dick last night. Fucking gross.

by Raceday48 May 18, 2021

endzone dance party

A major dance party where only a select few are invited to attend

Hey man did you get invited to charles endzone dance party? It's about to be lit

by Mustycharles November 13, 2015

DJ house parties

The act of something sucking when it is trying to be awesome. Often used to describe a person.

Person One: What the fuck is wrong with those douchebags??!
Person Two: They DJ house parties.

by Freq Mods November 4, 2013

Dirty party popper

When you are sickly and gross, and you sneeze and simultaneously deficate explosively in a Jackson pollock ask way and redecorate an otherwise dull and boring wall in your abode

Excuse me I seem to have let off a dirty party popper. Enjoy the rest of the wedding , I must be off

by Pimp el cuppo June 2, 2018

Boston Tea Party

Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.

History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.

History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

Mario Party Superstars

Rush into the usual hustle of the Mario Party games, and choose between some of Nintendo's all-stars with no practical differences... except, for some reason, you think picking Yoshi makes you win more. Then, choose between one of five classic multicolored gauntlets taken from the first three games, to run around in literal circles collecting Coins and Stars at the speed of plate tectonics, and deciphering the special gimmicks of each stage, that will either give you untold riches or totally ruin any chance you have of winning, often both in the same game, as you're pushed off the map, have the Star moved from right in front of you, take out a second mortgage as you land on the 14th Bowser Space, or just have your Star stolen right out of your hands by someone you nominally like, all in between playing minigames for money like that's something people actually enjoy. Then push through as this hellish cycle repeats over and over again, until you finally get to the end of your rounds and everything is tallied up, only for you to lose because someone failed upwards for stepping on the most red squares or something, in a system that feels like running a triathlon just to play Russian roulette, but with five bullets, that, despite all these years of playing, will never numb the rage you feel at being made a fool by the uncaring whims of this game. And yes, I know that you can take Bonus Stars off, but is that really worth getting roasted by your friends for the rest of your life?

My top 3 key highlights in Mario Party Superstars are...

"I was about to reach the finish line in Spin Doctor until someone beats me at the last millisecond!"

"In the 2nd turn in Peach's Birthday Cake, my brother got his FIRST lucky star (before anyone else) thanks to an unexpected hidden block."

"As turns went on after getting a star, they're prone to landing on a Bowser Space for instant karma!"

by CALIMEXAS DISCORDINATOR January 10, 2022