mingie dog

a word of italian dissention meaning an ass kisser to the highest degree with a head that is penis shaped and a ass that hasn't been washed in years.

My friend Ryder loves the mingie dog.

by froggirl October 2, 2008

U A DOG

U A DOG

U A DOG

by Izuku midorya ::>_<::◑﹏◐◑︿◐😈 March 5, 2020

Dog Burglar

Someone who sneaks there penis inside a womens vagina and loses it, they wonder where it goes but her pussylips snapped down and ate it.

Oh no, another Dog Burglary is in progress.

by Wolfeman69 December 31, 2010

Mewling Dog

Dave Lane of the crane

I'll duel him and him and him and him and him oh no no more duels

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Doomsday Dog

My wife and I have two dogs. A beautiful, athletic boxer with a brindle coat and a puggle. The puggle is not athletic. He is severely overweight and hasn't mastered the art of shitting outside in his two years on this planet. The puggle is our Doomsday Dog. If WWIII ever kicks off and the power goes out for a long time, we won't like it but we'll eat him if necessary.

"Hey man, your dog is extraordinarily overweight."

"You mean Apocalypse? He's my Doomsday Dog. If shit hits the fan and it comes down to it we're going to eat him with bbq sauce, and hims is going to be delicious!"

by Buster Badger June 10, 2018

Shave a dog

VERB- An elevated level of "hair of the dog", see (hair of the dog), when extremely hung over. Thus implying to get enough of the hair of the dog that bit you to stop or lessen the effects of said hangover one must shave the entire dog.

I'm so hung over, I'm gonna shave a dog!

by grenfellorama December 16, 2009

Walk the dog

A term used to mean "go smoke some marijuana (weed).
With buddies or to get away from mother

Hey mom- were going to "walk the dog" be back in a hour!

You guys want to go "walk the dog"

by "Al"bert Einstein May 20, 2016