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Guy

A dude
A male
A taller human with skinny hips, broader shoulders, deeper voice, no boobies, and a dong.
Basically, half the homo sapiens population.

They alright. They fucked up the world pretty bad, and I prefer the females, but they're pretty cool. They can be great bro-friends.
Girl 1: That guy is so cute
Girl 2: He's cute but still kinda meh

Girl 1: (To a group of girls) Hey guys!
Girl 4: Emma you know you're perpetuating the patriarchy by referring to a group of women as guys
Girl 1, 2, 3, and 5: Shuttup Mary
by LillyisFishy December 18, 2022
mugGet the Guymug.

Beauty guy

That's you! I was right the first time. The Kira archetype character.
Hym "Yeah, yeah no I get it now! You ARE the beauty guy! I was right the first time! Iam you're shuuji again."

Iam "Aww you were saying some pretty..."

Hym "Yes, yes you're very sad and depressed. We get get it. I'm in the middle of something."

Iam 😒 "......."

Hym "Beauty guy! That's hilarious! No I totally get it though. You know how I figured it out? Guess. If you're the beauty guy then what does that mean? You know what that means. That's funny. That's a funny thing for him to do as one of my personal heroes, he did a funny. You know he was a narcissist right? Makes a lot of the shit you talk a little projection-y don't you think? I donno... Ha! Delicious!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
mugGet the Beauty guymug.

HEY GUYS VIPER HERE

S_Viper : HEY GUYS VIPER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ILikeTowerofHell April 19, 2021
mugGet the HEY GUYS VIPER HEREmug.

fall guys

a pitiful game that lasted a whopping 2 weeks before it was wiped off the face of the earth.
person 1: hey do you remember fall guys
person 2: sorry im playing among us
by mari_stairs February 7, 2022
mugGet the fall guysmug.

Guy Find

To locate and procure an item expeditiously; to shop quickly and efficiently without jeopardizing the original intent or quality of product
"We’re down to 1 vehicle in my family as of tomorrow, and I have to guy find our replacement."
- Jered Hanno circa March 2020
by Fantasticus Rex March 13, 2020
mugGet the Guy Findmug.

Get-With Guy

The male equivalent to a Get-With Girl. (Refer to definition under "Get-With Girl.")
Get-With Guy: Refer to example under Get-With Girl.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? June 5, 2018
mugGet the Get-With Guymug.

Only guy syndrome

When you become attracted to a guy you’re with often simply because there aren’t other options at the moment.
Kate - omg, I can’t stop thinking about Jack from the office.

Jess - it’s just the only guy syndrome. He’s the only decent looking guy in the office and you’re there all the time.
by Meeshcry March 20, 2021
mugGet the Only guy syndromemug.

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