Coffee shits

What you get after drinking too much coffee. Have fun screaming in the stall for four hours.

Guy one: Hey did you see bill?
Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.

by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017

Shit Carver

To sculpt statues or lesser known figurines out of piles of excrement, or other bodily waste in a pleasent yet purposeful manner.

Brett: Dude somebody shit all over the public bathroom!
Kevin: Yeah right bro, I know that you were in there Shit Carver. Carve up anything good?
Brett: Abe Fuckin Lincoln!

by HalfPint December 14, 2008

Houdini Shit

When you take a shit and know something came out but you look in the toilet and nothing is there

where the hell is it, it pulled a Houdini shit!

by case37 April 30, 2011

yeah shit

The opposite of "no shit". Used to express acknowledgement of the not-so obvious.

note: Unlike its satanic opposite "no shit", this is not meant to be sarcastic in any way.

synonyms: "really?", "hmm, I didnt know that".

example 1:

Person 1: "I went to the dentist today"
Person 2: "Yeah shit"

by www.osmar.net January 31, 2004

Some Shit

Used to describe miscellaneous forgotten food items in a large meal deal order. This is the result of ordering a pizza deal and only remembering certain key items in the special.

So i'll have the one with 2 pizzas, garlic bread and some shit.

by someshitpizzaorder January 21, 2014

shit on a tit

Clever rhyming phrase used to convey surprise or dismay. Similar to the common phrase "well suck my tits and call me a bitch" or "Well slap mah tits and call me a whore."

Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.

Shit on a tit.

SHIT ON A TIT!

I liek to pewp on boubbies lawl

by rubiks19 June 28, 2010

Wombo Shit

An abnormly large shit that is often to squeeze out

I just took a Wombo Shit...and it turned my anus inside-out!

by TrevTrev April 6, 2008