I've Got The Nuts!

1. When you think or know you are going to win at something

2. In poker when you say this you think you have to best hand and it cant be beat

3. Saying that you've got the kahunas to do something dangerous or not

1.Jordan: I Just got the winning kill!
Tyler: Dude you've got the Nuts!

2. While playing poker Carlos looks down and smiles because he thinks he has the winning cards.
Daniel looks over from beside him and says He's Got The Nuts!!!

3. Jeff: You wont do it though!
Ted: Who won't I've got the Nuts!

by TDanger123 September 2, 2010

...before I NUT!

A phrase, in reference to the embarrassingly minuscule amount of time it takes for you to cast your concoction, used to establish a 30 to 40 second time frame in which you would like something to be accomplished.

*enters Build-A-Bear Workshop*
I need this Bubsy Snuggabear stuffed...before I NUT!

by Sweat Short Gang November 7, 2018

A tough crack to nut

A female that is difficult to seduce

Brenda is beautiful and we had a wonderful time, but she's a tough crack to nut.

by Gekko!!! March 27, 2017

Saggy left nut

1) An expletive denoting the absurdity of the situation.

2) A term applied when something of little importance is valued more than it should be.

1) John: What in the name my saggy left nut do you think you are doing?

2) Jack: This is really important! We need to fix this now.
Jane: Yes, or else you will certainly lose your saggy left nut.

by The Killer Squirrel August 25, 2010

swedish nut lathe

AKA adjustable wrench, crescent spanner, monkey wrench or nut fucker.

technical properties: perfectly rounds of any edge on nut, bolt or cap.

-What happened to the bronze cap on that tank?
-i dont know but i saw the apprentice walking around with the 30" swedish nut lathe

by cockford ollie October 25, 2020

10 minute nut

A orgy for a man that seems to last 10 minutes due to being under the influence of marijuana

I wacked off while i was stoned the other day and i had a 10 minute nut

by Dmessxpress June 3, 2003

Banana Nut Muffin

The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.

Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?

Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz

by Manic Hispanic January 26, 2009