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Tricycle Penis Boat

A gender some people identify as. Very sexy.
Gavin: bro I think I identify as a tricycle penis boat.

Forrest: it's okay man I think I do to.

Both: OMG SAMESIES
by bllr May 20, 2021
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Penis m&m’s

When a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom
“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”
by Nicholas Oaks May 2, 2018
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Tom Clancy's Penis

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.
Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006
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Penis-at-12 syndrome

A 5-alpha reductase deficiency at birth causes ambiguous to female-type external genitalia. The male has undescended testes. The deficiency essentially prevents testosterone from becoming dihydrotestosterone (DHT). Now the penis-at-12 syndrom itself occurs around puberty when the high levels of testosterone overcome the requirement of DHT...the clitoris enlarges, alas, "penis-at-12".
Damn, I'm sure glad I don't have penis-at-12 syndrome.
by eleven April 27, 2003
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Old Man Penis

It's a super flacid penis that seems to never come to life, only with a pill called Viagra.
I wish I could get rid of this old man penis.
by OldManPenis September 25, 2014
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Guacamole Nigga Penis

Random words put together that sound funny. Ignore the other retarded definitions.
Someone: *says literally anything*
Funny random person: "Guacamole nigga penis"
by Nerd Lord July 3, 2019
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Chinese Penis Cuffs

Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.
"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"
by TBONENYC March 25, 2010
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