I got no iPhone

No it is not from fnf you uncultured swines

Yooooo I got no iPhone from fnf is good

Fuck off

by Pinkmanpinkman April 30, 2021

i got us

I got me and you. I got us, together. We're a team. It can be said in a touching moment or when you're paying for someone as a favor. You don't expect anything in return. Only used with good friends.

Friend: "How much does it cost to get in?"
You: "Don't worry, I got us."

Significant Other: "I'm feeling really overwhelmed lately. Sorry if I'm slackin"
You: "Don't worry baby I got us"

by TheEmpth January 18, 2022

it's okay i lax

as long as u lax you can do any thing. Good excuse to you use on teachers

Teacher: yelling at whole class

Student: Mrs. or Mr. ..., it's okay I lax

by Brosiden July 10, 2012

i hate carrick

you have someone called carrick

"i hate carrick"

by BigChungusFan123 October 20, 2020

I love u

Leo : do you love me?
Me : yes, I love you
Leo : say more
Me : i love you, i love you, i love youuu more

. i love you...............i love youu

i love you love.......love you love u

i love you i love u....i love you i love u

i love you i love you and love you love

i love you love you and love you love

i love you i love you i love you i love

i love you and love you love youu

i love you i love you love you

i love you i love you i love

i love you i love youu

and always love

i love you

love

by Steroo March 22, 2022

I touch goats

"I Touch Goats" started off years ago as a standing joke in the Subaru Impreza Driver's Club forums. When the switch to a new forum happened, they gained a fully functional Personal Messaging system with online alerts.

Because of that the need for topics or posts advising people they had a personal message became redundant. By use of the swear filter, common permutations of you have personal message type posts (you have PM etc) are automatically changed to "I touch goats"

The actual origin of "goat-talk" precedes this however, which it is said to have some sort of homosexual connotation, perhaps some sort of off-joke. Anyway, its just a bit of fun...

Spreading outward from the SIDC, this has become near commonplace in many regions throughout the UK, particularly Carterton, Oxfordshire where their connection to their goats is particularly strong.

Poster One: mate, 'I touch goats'

Poster Two: You do what?!?

Poster One: Erm, I meant you have a private message - what happened there?!?

Poster Two: Ha ha, you touch goats!

by MattyWR1 May 10, 2011

No, yea, i know.

I phrase used to confuse humans in a way that the person being spoken too slightly thinks about what he/she just said.

Teacher: Denver is the capital of Colorado. Ok, Jake?

Jake: No, yea, i know.

Teacher: (Did he say yes or no... i heard two no's and a yea) Ok Jake, you better memorize this.

by T-Dawgmyfriendcalls April 19, 2011