blue chicken and waffles

When you sit in the car eating KFC while your girlfriend is in the gyno office.

Her snatch was nasty so we decided to have a blue chicken and waffles brunch.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017

Chicken n ROFLz

Clever and snarky way to say something caused you laughter - pronounce ROF-FULLS, like waffles, but is actually "Rolling on the Floor Laughing-es".

My cousin had an exorcism, but she couldn't afford to pay for it so they re-possessed her!

Chicken n ROFLz!

by carnalita71 March 27, 2011

Slurpin' on the Chicken Feet

A euphemism for performing oral sex onto a male.

"I heard Antoine really likes Slurpin' on the Chicken Feet, if you know what I mean!"

"Bro, she slurped on my chicken foot all night long."

by Joseph Billiam Bobicus May 24, 2018

bloody chicken wing

eating out a girl when she is on her period.

WOW, dude never eat bloody chicken wings.

by austinmoore November 3, 2008

fried chicken and orchids

The most amazing combo in the world. They go hand in hand with each other better than bread and butter.

fried chicken and orchids = <33333333

by I AM NO ONE : ) December 2, 2009

Boneless chicken wings

Cowards chicken wings for people who are too dainty to use their hands to eat their food.

"I order boneless chicken wings because I don't have a personality and mutilate my food for fun."

by Ramadamb January 30, 2022

turkey-chicken scrawl

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.

a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.

by Sexydimma January 1, 2012