Funny penis sex

Penis sex that is very funny, the most common kind of penis sex.

Dude, I totally had funny penis sex with Jessica last night! She kept referencing Hans Teeuwen, it was awesome!

by Intellect 2 November 15, 2020

Brendon Urie's Penis

the biggest thing youve ever seen!

gay man with a lobster: hey that is a rly big yellow submarine

fat black man with a mole on his left butt cheek: ya it's like brendon urie's penis!

by idkcpr August 19, 2009

PENIS BREATH

one whos breath smells of cock implying that one likes to suck big fat bobbbies

caught in the act chick looked up with glee and declaired" i have penis breath

by danashurst36 June 1, 2007

kung pow penis

a phrase made specifically to trigger tumblr user trilllizard666.

trilllizard666: (says literally anything)
tumblr users: kung pow penis

by :weary: October 4, 2018

visible penis line

VPL. When a dude is freeballin in basketball shorts, speedos, running shorts, briefs, or boxer briefs so that his package shows--especially if you can see the outline of his corona.

Chad was just wearing white boxers at the pool party. When he got out he had a huge vpl (visible penis line).

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

small penis syndrome

The condition which compells men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome.

by ebony luvr July 11, 2003

Leaky Penis Syndrome

Typically occurs while drinking alcohol for a bit and breaking the seal, and then ejaculating. The sensation feels as if the subject must keep urinating even after previously urinating. Once the subject becomes tired of waiting for all the urine to come out, he proceeds to pull up his pants and leave the bathroom, only for his penis to leak urine drop by drop into his underwear, while causing a slight burning sensation in the tip of the penis. The subject immediately returns to the bathroom, only to urinate a tiny drop or stream, repeating the process over and over until about an hour after he stops drinking alcohol and/or ejaculating.

Guy: We totally shouldn't have fucked just now.

Girl: What the fuck does that mean?

Guy: We've been drinking all night. Now I have Leaky Penis Syndrome, you dumb cunt.

by Black Tony May 16, 2009