Water

The juice of life

You now shall be cleansed with thine water

You need to fucking drink water!

by Bruuuh May 3, 2021

American Water

beverages like coca-cola

Those kids focus really well on American water.

by parquet52 October 25, 2020

open water rowing

An open water rower rows across an unprotected, “open” body of water experiencing the varied conditions of the environment. Open water rowing is to flat water rowing as cross country running is to running on a track.
Open water rowing most accurately describes the characteristics and possibilities on the water and the style of boat one would row given these varied conditions.

Open water rowing is a wonderful way to experience the San Francisco Bay.

by Juanita Sicktastic July 15, 2022

hint water

A water beverage advertised as being flavored, yet actually contains very little flavoring. Basically a seltzer water without the carbonation. Fits into the category of "new age" drinks that move away from traditional sodas/pops.

"This hint water tastes just like seltzer!"

"There's a new kind of hint water, it's grape flavored."
"I stopped drinking soda and now I drink hint water."

by Goldblacktea August 24, 2016

Urine Water

A type of drinking water that is mixed with locally sourced urine. A commonly offered beverage in northwestern Ohio.

I’m really thirsty and I hope you’ll pass me that pitcher of urine water.

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Still Water

Non-Carbonated Water; Regular Water
Stagnant Water.

Originated in TikTok, Still water is often used to refer to stagnant or germ infested water found in abandoned building explorations videos.
THOSE WHO KNOW 💀

Mangos Mangos Mangos: Those who know still water 💀
Those Who Know: Those individuals who understand deeply the subject at hand 💀

by the sidemen November 26, 2024

Water

Noun:

A state of permanent wet-ness.

Something can only be wet if can be dried, the word for this permanent state of wet-Ness is, water.

by Definition of water March 16, 2019