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bloody vagina fart

A queef during a womans period.
She let out a nasty bloody vagina fart when I was earning my Red Wings.
by Zach "Tay Tay" June 19, 2008
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holy donkey farts

Holy donkey farts is a exclamation used when crazy abnormal occurrences happen.
Example A:
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...

Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!
by RabidUniocrn July 3, 2014
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Black Hole Fart

Its when your fart is so grand and so thick that all matter is blown out of proportion and life it self stops to bask in the glory of your ass dust that had created a global effect.
1. Damn, Rickey pulled a Black Hole Fart and I think time skipped a beat

2. After my business meeting I ran to the bathroom and released a Black Hole Fart so grand that the mirror shook and the paint peeled
by Irish stereo type 333 November 13, 2017
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Mario Kart Fart

When you have multiple consecutive farts in the same pattern as the starting sequence of a Mario Kart race.
John: pft pfft pfft PFFFFTTTTTTTT!

Jake: "Dude that was a sick nasty Mario Kart fart!"
by racer010 March 20, 2010
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hiroshima toxic fart

When someone lets a fart off and you can taste and feel the fart when this happens the only option you have is to shout HIROSHIMA and roll around on the floor dying of the toxic blast of stench!
bayley just let off a hiroshima toxic fart!

HIROSHIMA!
by Doctor unnsherguery December 4, 2012
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open throttle fart

Letting one rip with abandon and without care for the safety and well-being of those near you.
Jimmy let an open throttle fart out while he was next to me at the urinal, it's poor bathroom etiquette.
by chortik October 4, 2011
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Drop Biscuit Fart

The most annoying of all farts. It is not as deadly and destructive as the dread cheese, egg or dog farts. However, the drop biscuit fart lingers a lot longer than the aforementioned farts. It's as if this fart is baking in the over just flicking you in the nose with its' annoying odor. You may or may not see a pale brown cloud emanate from the farter's ass after a drop biscuit fart.
Christ almighty, that goddamned Benson, he started off the road trip by launching a drop biscuit fart in the jeep and put the power lock on the windows. That friggin' fart rode the whole 2 hour trip upstate with us!
by Furiosa the Accursed February 22, 2017
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