i can’t sleep

if someone send this to you, THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU you silly goose

“hey, i can’t sleep”
“mk wanna play gp?”
“fosho”

by oofers🥳 November 3, 2019

I-sarcasm-H

used in im conversations to say "insert sarcasm here." Used by some to say things that would not be understood if not literally said or would be taken out of context.

Person 1: I just did Tanya
Person 2: The fat one? good job! (I-sarcasm-H).

by Philly Gilly December 17, 2008

I fancy you

The British way of saying you have feelings for someone

You-“I fancy you”
Your crush-“took you long enough”

by Redrailroad April 12, 2022

Say I Won't

Pretty much asking for verbal encouragement from somebody else. Egging another person on to say "you won't," so you'll have something to say you did.

"Man, you aren't gonna actually tell that teacher she's a fat bitch who sucks the mailman's dick behind her husband's back, right?"

"Say I won't. Say I fuckin won't."

by RiceBeani March 25, 2020

I am love

homophobes hate it when you post this on their user profile/facebook/etc.

(alt+3 to make a heart, use the 3 on the numpad)

I am forever.

Forever love.

♥(insert your name)

or

I am love.

♥(insert your name)

by 88mitsu October 27, 2011

Who's the 'I' in that sentence?

figure of speech, a response expressing genuine or mock disbelief toward something admitted by the previous speaker

Felix: "I can''t meet up; I've got plans to watch Glee with my girlfriend."

Ben: "Who's the 'I' in that sentence?"

Felix: "Who's the...uh...me...it's me."

Ben: "Really?"

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Dude: "I think I wanna volunteer in New Orleans this spring break."

Bro: "Who's the 'I' in that sentence?"

Dude: "You're right. We should just get drunk in Mexico again."

by pwinz May 4, 2010

i hate myself

Thats not good. please get some help

person 1 i hate myself
Person 2 then kill yourself

by ilovedigbicks23234 May 2, 2022