jack ross

a boy who has a very small pe pe and is a very good a rolling people in the street for there TNs

boy one: look there is a jack ross rolling that kid for his shoes

boy two: ohh let's call the cops

by thanos dies in end game April 25, 2019

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Hit The Road Jack

Hit the road jack is a slang term to use whilst firing an employee, or breaking up with someone as a couple. Usually whenever the recipient does something that negatively impacts the person who uses the phrase.

"Hit the road Jack, you've already fucked up twice."

by oldedefinitions February 19, 2018

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Captain Jack Harkness

Someone so sexy, his own name is a pickup line.

*Walks into a bar and sits next to random woman*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*

by LiftedStarfish March 4, 2017

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Jack and Jill off

A co-ed masturbation party at which the participants, as a rule, do not touch. These parties replaced orgies in the 80's when it finally dawned on the straight community that they were not immune to the AIDS virus.

-"We got our bottle of EZ-glide lube and the Mrs. and I are ready for tonight's Jack and Jill off! Wanna join?"

-"Man no way! That 'no lips below the hips' stuff is boring! I'll take a chance on a real orgy!"

by Trebor1970 December 24, 2008

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jacked up shit

something or someone really messed up!!

That is some jack up shit yo!

by Jessica Grimes January 7, 2005

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The Jack Gay Song

The jack song of a retarded gay ass dumbo named Jackson payne

Girl 1: who's that gay ass man
Girl 2: that is jack want me to sing the song
Girl 1: sure
Girl 2: so no one told you jack was gonna be this gay 'clap clap clap clap clap' the way he talks he walks and he has a fat chode that is the jack gay song

by jack gay song writer September 14, 2018

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