Double-take Funny

When something is not funny enough to laugh at originally but causes a much more intense delayed laugh. Usually directed at shows trying to do what the Office did, because of the epic but mildly funny attempt.

"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."

*awkward pause*

(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)

....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?

by Pudding383838383 September 19, 2009

double-faced entendre

When you fall in love, you get love drunk. You only see what you want to see. The second you realize some has played you, it all comes crashing down, collapsing. You start to see a whole different side of a person. A double entendre is something that has two totally different meanings. A double-faced entendre is somebody who was two totally different personalities. Unannounced to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil

"You're bad, babe, you double-faced entendre" - Oliver Tree

Ugly is Beautiful. Out now.

Insta: Love.Letter.To.Thomas

by ThomasGendron June 23, 2021

Double Digit Inflation

Inflation that reaches over two digits in percentage. Just like 1974-1975 and 1979-1981 era.

Generally causes a lot of stress and disorder. History shows crime tends to skyrocket during this time because lots of people are confused and repressed and don’t know what to do and end up losing their minds.

I wonder if 2023 will feature double digit inflation, all over again.

by Death Menace October 27, 2022

double cheese fat

double cheese burger.

i want two double cheese fats from mcydees.

by erka. January 15, 2009

Memphis Double-Dip

When a male performs anal on one girl one day, to have vaginal sex with another girl 4 days later while never taking a shower because they are a dirty hippie and giving the latter a UTI/Gonorrhea.

Mark: "Dude, I fucked Rachel last week and definitely gave her the Memphis Double-Dip."

Gary: "Seriously....I bet she's like....pissed."

Mark: "Oh ya bro, she totally won't let me have sex with her again unless, as she said 'gives me a taste of my own medicine' and fucks some other guy and pisses on me........probably let her do it.......she was a really good lay."

by Arthur Drood March 7, 2013

Double wiggle wash

When you wash your lil wiggle with another guys juice

Blake and Josh had a double wiggle wash last night,

by Jigglykayak February 9, 2018

Double headed shower

Two dudes urinate on a third member (preferably female) from the front and from behind.

I need to take a shower after that double headed shower I just got.

by Right_right February 13, 2017