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ur mom

Something you say to respond to someone you wanna respond to. but don't.
Maggie: Hey besti! What's buzzin'?

You: Ur mom.

Maggie: :0
by Horsehsahshashire March 3, 2022
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Jordans Mom

I can describe her in one word Hot
You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot
by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019
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ur mom

the insane backup for a roast
guy one what did u do last night guy 2 ur mom
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WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY

If your mom is nagging on to you about doing chores or some sort, say "ITS WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO!" And if they bring out the belt then run for your fucking life man.
Mom: Come here brat!
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!

Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...
by Quirky-by-my-life November 16, 2019
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mom

a good parent to their children .
look, that's my mom.
by e1m0secretf4nd0m February 16, 2022
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Mom

A mom is the most important woman in the world. She is so hard working and is always cleaning up after her family. She is always busy with many things, and never has any alone time. She is always trying to please her kids even if she can't afford it. She cares so deeply for her family and would break if she drifted from someone she loves. Anyone in the world would be lucky as cheese to have a mom. A mom is a childs best friend. Never use your mon as a slave. She does so much for you. Be greatful for your mom, and do NOT take her for granted. One day you will wake up realizing that she is no longer here with you. God bless all moms💖
I have a mom, and she is my best friend! I love her so much❤❤
by OMG HEYYYY!!! November 19, 2019
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blowjob mom

an over-protective mom who does everything for their son, even giving him blowjobs
Ryan's mother is a real blowjob mom.
by ap808 October 21, 2024
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