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fart on your cornflakes

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009
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dick and fart jokes

To collectively (as in a group) goof off or waste time when working or other important tasks should be done instead.
We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.
by FAHS_Darksider July 29, 2010
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fart butt sandwich

The act of farting into one's cupped hands, capturing it like a sandwich, then bringing it to another person's face.
Mindy was complaining that she was hungry, so Steve gave her a nasty fart butt sandwich to munch on.
by chuck stieg February 8, 2008
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farts per million

A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.

A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"

"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008
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Fart on my hard on

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker
Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!
by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012
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Double-Death Fart

a) When your farts are already at a deadly level but it's as if your fart came to life and died again and leaked out of your butt hole.
b) When your fart lingers in an area, driving a person(s) away from that area, and when they come back, the fart is still there. (also known as a "double-taste")
a) Chris: I just farted.
Isaac: It's okay, i did too.
Chris: Holy crap, dude! I've been drinking protein shakes all day and ... ahhh!.. what the hell is wrong with your butt hole!?
Isaac: I dunno. They're pretty deadly, huh?
Chris: No man, your fart came to life and died, like a double-death fart!

b) AHHH! Who farted!?! **everyone leaves**

**everyone returns moments later** Oh My God! Why is that fart still here? I had to taste it TWICE!
by N0OS3 June 16, 2011
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