Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.
Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009
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We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.
by FAHS_Darksider July 29, 2010
Get the dick and fart jokes mug.The act of farting into one's cupped hands, capturing it like a sandwich, then bringing it to another person's face.
Mindy was complaining that she was hungry, so Steve gave her a nasty fart butt sandwich to munch on.
by chuck stieg February 8, 2008
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A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"
"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008
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Get the Fart on my hard on mug.by Dawn Keedic November 18, 2012
Get the Truck Driver Fart mug.a) When your farts are already at a deadly level but it's as if your fart came to life and died again and leaked out of your butt hole.
b) When your fart lingers in an area, driving a person(s) away from that area, and when they come back, the fart is still there. (also known as a "double-taste")
b) When your fart lingers in an area, driving a person(s) away from that area, and when they come back, the fart is still there. (also known as a "double-taste")
a) Chris: I just farted.
Isaac: It's okay, i did too.
Chris: Holy crap, dude! I've been drinking protein shakes all day and ... ahhh!.. what the hell is wrong with your butt hole!?
Isaac: I dunno. They're pretty deadly, huh?
Chris: No man, your fart came to life and died, like a double-death fart!
b) AHHH! Who farted!?! **everyone leaves**
**everyone returns moments later** Oh My God! Why is that fart still here? I had to taste it TWICE!
Isaac: It's okay, i did too.
Chris: Holy crap, dude! I've been drinking protein shakes all day and ... ahhh!.. what the hell is wrong with your butt hole!?
Isaac: I dunno. They're pretty deadly, huh?
Chris: No man, your fart came to life and died, like a double-death fart!
b) AHHH! Who farted!?! **everyone leaves**
**everyone returns moments later** Oh My God! Why is that fart still here? I had to taste it TWICE!
by N0OS3 June 16, 2011
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