blue chicken and waffles

When you sit in the car eating KFC while your girlfriend is in the gyno office.

Her snatch was nasty so we decided to have a blue chicken and waffles brunch.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017

Chicken in your Oyster

When a girl enters her vaginal lips into another girls vagina. Like chicken wings entering an oyster.

Ernie: 'Did you hear about Anna getting some chicken in her oyster last tuesday?'
Mildred 'I heard she left it in for 7 whole hours.'
Maurine 'I bet you like some chicken in your oyster Mildred.'
*Dirty looks all round*

by Mindy Forbes-Walker-Adams. October 31, 2012

Shot Gun Chicken

1. Verb, To throw a hand full of chicken nuggets at someone.
2. Noun, Many pieces of chicken used for throwing.

Denis Really Shot Gun Chickened Meg in the face.

by G4723 November 15, 2022

Chicken noodle soup

Liz’s most beautiful amazing juicy tart yet somehow sweet noods

I need some Chicken Noodle Soup.

by Bigboypeacock February 14, 2018

BBQ Bone in Chicken

A piece of dried out chicken covered in Grade B bbq sauce. Often times sounds and looks delicious but will cause severe gastrointestinal pain that may cause you to miss work for the rest of the day.

Joe was so excited when he heard the cafeteria was serving BBQ Bone in Chicken until 20 minutes after eating in which he was no longer able to spend more that 10 minutes away from the bathroom.

by hgifhtys January 16, 2020

fried chicken and orchids

The most amazing combo in the world. They go hand in hand with each other better than bread and butter.

fried chicken and orchids = <33333333

by I AM NO ONE : ) December 2, 2009

turkey-chicken scrawl

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.

a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.

by Sexydimma January 1, 2012