Green humor

A type of humor characterised by its exclusionary nature. The punchline of a green humor joke is that you have a vague idea of what it might be about, but the specifics of it are incomprehensible and impossible to decipher. A good green humor joke is incomprehensible to even the teller of the joke. You can find this type of humor on r/coaxedintoasnafu or r/smugideologyman.

Green Humorist: "OKAY BLUES, TRY REPLACING THE 'SC' IN 'SCREEN' WITH 'G'. THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR TAX DOLLARS."
Victim of "Joke": "Wait, what's the punchline here? It sounds vaguely political, but what does this have to do with anything?"
Green Humorist: "IDK. EVER HEARD OF GREEN HUMOUR BUDDY"

by I hate reddit sometimes January 27, 2025

green is my tea

Yolo, when you chug vomit be like

You: Green is my tea!!
Friend: There’s a hospital down the road!!

Hey honey, i just chugged vomit, and guess what *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!

by LGamer January 1, 2018

green

a southern term common in Florida meaning "new to this life shit" or new to something in general.

1.you're green as fuck aren't you?

2. he/shes a lame, he's green. he doesn't know the lingo

by ikkomonoriginal July 5, 2018

Green Skopo

an amazing youtuber with amazingly good content. his name is mark

-Have you seen the newest Green Skopo video?
-Yeah, it was lit

by markxxl August 24, 2017

Green LEDs

Used by people that are afraid of coming out of the closet.

Did you see his Green LEDs?
Yeah, he must be REALLY gay!

by SirCharlesIII December 29, 2023

Piss Green

Adjective

Urine that will/has failed a drug test, specifically for marijuana use.

1) "I can't get a new job right now. I'll piss green for 2 months!"
2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."

by jobrien80 October 1, 2012

green spleen

when two gay men are having titty sex and the one on top defecates a sloppy slimy feces mixture onto the other fags stomach and chest

hey man i gave joe the green spleen

by old nebronian May 24, 2018