Time share bitch

another way to say someone is a cheater

guy one: I love petra so much
guy two: shes a time share bitch...

by homosexualspook October 1, 2023

Time to Abandon Ship

When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.

Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship”
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.

by Namtcarf213 November 1, 2020

TOOWOOMBA TIME MACHINE

Toowoomba Time Machine

Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.

by Big Joely July 20, 2023

Tea time babes

A dope group chat that loves drama and spills all the “tea”. The best member of the group chat goes by the name of siesta. She is lit, cullen on the other hand, that’s another story, he is so mean. But everyone else is lit

Fan 1- have you heard of tea time babes?
Fan 2- OMG yes I love them, especially siesta!

by Ilikejazz October 26, 2017

Wee-Wee Time

1. When you go ham and absolutely destroy something; works best while listening to "Raining Blood" by Slayer
2. Sexy time
3. Getting the Brominator in Bro Force and launching yourself with the minigun

1. Joseph yelled "WEE-WEE TIME" before he made his full court shot in the basketball game.
2. Bro I totally gave that girl some Wee-Wee Time last night.
3. Dude I just got Arnold. What time is it? Wee-Wee Time.

by Jimmy the Least March 1, 2018

Derek Standard Time

Derek Standard Time (DST) is a time warp deviation of the time scale that society has come to accept as normal. The DST zone operates in a mathematical variation of 1.33x to 2.4x slower than standard time.

"Yes we are going to leave here in 20 minutes (an hour and a half Derek Standard Time), and go to the party.

by FleshSpearThrustin August 2, 2023

Primetime horny time

The time when you get horny every night

Me: This dude asked me what time we would do it.

Friend: What you say?
Me: At 11pm that's my Primetime horny time

by LilX69 October 8, 2021