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shower fucked

when your water in the shower goes cold,due to some one else using another tap in your house, which in turn effects your water.
john: i hate it when my mum does the dishes while im having a shower and my water goes cold. friend:dude you were totally shower fucked haha.
by chucknorris vs elton john June 29, 2010
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Goo Fuck

A derogatory term used to point out the utter stupidity of another person.
Originaly goofy fuck, the term was shortened to goo fuck, by lazy Southerners.
Shortly thereafter other users of profanity discovered total hilarity in associating the words goo and fuck together in one simple expetive.
The sexualy charged,visual imagery inherent in goo fuck has given it traction and has propelled this, once colloquial swear word, to the forefront of contemporary cursing.

Goo Fuck is clearly derivative of other similar terms such as; dumb fuck, fuck head, or fuck wad but, with the added advantage of being really funny no matter how many times you say it.
Hey ya Goo Fuck. Welcome to Mississippi...
or
I voted fer him but now I believe the President is a goddamn Goo Fuck.
by Daidhaid July 30, 2008
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Pluck Fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse while consuming saucy chicken wings.
Sharon and I got kinky last night. We were both starving so we thought we would kill two birds with one stone by pluck fucking.
by AlfredHitchcock April 28, 2010
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On the fucking roof

To be very, very happy; ecstatic; overjoyed.
"My girlfriend's arse has healed up, so anal is back on the menu - I'm on the fucking roof!"
by Gordon Morrice January 10, 2008
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Why the Fuck Not?

When you're so thrilled or excited, your best friend suggests doing something ABSOLUTELY stupid, and you go along with it because...well...

Why the fuck not?
Why did you shoot fireworks off your yacht while on a bender? It's September.
Why the fuck not?
by DarthKieduss July 31, 2019
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Fucking it up

(Positive conotion) The act of doing something in a dope way that impresses others.

(Negative conotion) In the present moment of doing something that’s shitty and everyone knows your taking a fat L.
(Ruins the design on a birthday cake) “Bro your fucking it up, you dumb piece of shit, fix it”
by Mr.Millennium September 20, 2018
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fuck-it phase

A phase that simply means you don't care much about certain things or anything in general.

Usually due to lifes pressures building up that creates a non-defensive mechanism that makes you indifferent.

Not to be confused with someone who's been a loser their whole life or the holidays; it IS a random phase.
Bob to Dick: "Hey man, you've gained a little bit of weight over the last couple months."

Dick: "Yeah, I stopped going to the gym and I just eat and drink whatever I want. I just don't have it in me. I guess I'm goin' through a fuck-it phase."

Bob: "A 'fuck-it phase?'"

Dick: "Yeah, I just don't give a fuck. Don't worry, I'll snap out of it at some point in the future...hey, can you pass the ranch!"
by j. donn May 24, 2010
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