the rock

The man who made you call every pet rock you ever owned "Dwayne Johnson"

person 1: I named my rock sam what you gonna call yours

person 2: DWAYNE JOHNSON!!!! the rock

by Aqua man drowns in endgame June 5, 2019

Chamberlin Rock

A giant boulder made of glacial granite that weighed between 42 and 70 tons, which was removed from University of Wisconsin-Madison campus after a bunch of moron college students discovered an article about it from 1925 where it was referred to one time as a 'N****rhead'. They then spent $50,000 to remove the rock from the campus because they thought it was a symbol of hatred towards black people, even though it wasn't, because obviously its a damn rock that cannot do anything. So instead of using the 50 grand to help homeless people or fund scholarships for BIPOC students, they decided to waste it to move a rock a few miles away that was already there long before humans even walked on that land.

Ben Shapiro: "A rock that students call a symbol of racism has been removed from campus...50 thousand dollars..to remove a 42 ton boulder... its a ROCK."
Spongebob: "Its not just a boulder...its a Chamberlin rock *cries*"

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 December 1, 2021

dab rock

1. A type of cannabis

2. A misuse of the phrase dad rock to describe rock music older than 5 years old

Why are you listening to Ghost? They're dab rock

by nerd558 December 2, 2020

Dirt Rock

The literal scum of the earth. A person doesn't get any lower than this, the last stop.

Have you seen James lately? Dude has become a total dirt rock.

by Aswaja2020 August 7, 2022

Rocks The Grouper

Person, Place, Thing or Idea that is awesome, maybe the best thing ever. Describes something that is extremely cool, such as music, people, gadgets, etc.

Man, have you heard the new Dream Theater CD? Man, it Rocks The Grouper!

by drspellgood November 18, 2009

Rock Spifity Difity

A quaint professional and philosophical way of saying your reproductive organ is now filled with a respectable amount of blood to schaboink a hoe

“Yo bro how’d it go with becky last night”

“I walked in bro and told her, lets get to lick lickity splickity cause my cock is rock spifity difity and then i boinked her all night….in her sisters bed”

by anonymous June 6, 2022

rock on

something very sexual

“rock on🤘🤘🤘”

by iamveryhotxoxoxo September 3, 2021