mangy nuts

small dry and dull bits hanging from split ends attached to the sting ring of a human after having a gastronomical explosion at the rear end or entrance, also known as the starfish, the brown eye, the stink kiss, the bubbler, the ball's eye, the chicken feeder.

laundromat to client: "your mangy nuts are stuck to your jeans, you should stock up on some fibre or 8 glasses of water a day, will keep the mangy nuts away".

Girlfriend to boyfriend while being down under: "will the real nut please stand up"!! Boyfriend : Thats my mangy nut dear he is part of the family..dont you remember I spoke about little Jimmy!!! He is getting heavy but I love him already!!!

by Mountain dwarf May 4, 2007

nut-faced

beyond shit-faced. so wasted that one could be smacked in the faced by a nut sac and not even care

man, brandon was so nut-faced the other night.

by Josh Bain March 30, 2008

Nut-huggers

Skeet pants that you can see a person small pecker because they are so tight.

"I see your balls are stuck in those nutt huggers." "Can you breath?"

by Joe Tourbald March 21, 2004

Deez Nuts

Used as a replace for an answer for almost any question. (For entertainment)

You: Hey, something came in the mail today.
Friend: What was it?
You: Deez Nuts!! HAH! Got em!!

by WhyMeSoAsian October 25, 2015

nut sandwich

Head butt

Zidane turned and dropped Materazzi with a beautiful nut sandwich.

by Errowen June 22, 2015

Kelloggs Krunchy Nut

Also known as KK, Kelloggs Krunchy Nut is a wonderful and highly addictive cereal. It is a blend of cornflakes with nuts and honey added.

KK has highly awesumness qualities about it. Its main one is its principle of KKarma. KKarma is Kelloggs karma and the basic rule is that if you eat Kelloggs Krunchy, good things happen to you. If you dont eat Kelloggs Krunchy, bad things happen to you.

Many people also follow KKarma due to its pimping gifts that the eater receives after consuming it. Although these attributes will/could be horrificly reversed if KK is eaten in an unappropiate fashion or a meal is missed.

I eat Kelloggs Krunchy Nut 8 times a week
D ate his KK soggy, thats why he didnt get Nm

by Calman September 18, 2008

Roastin' the Camel's Nuts

When you are getting towards the end of smoking a Camel cigarette and you get towards the but and the blue camel logo starts to burn. You are then roastin the camels nuts.

"I think im done with this"

"nah man you aint even roastin' the camel's nuts yet, gimme that"

by CrookyMonstar April 3, 2009