eve jobs

Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.

Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.

by silentsilence August 11, 2023

scam job

Job bid for 8 hrs takes Jim or John 2 hrs! Both clowns spend 6 hrs sitting in van or texting mistresses!!!!

Looks like old man loser Jim on another scam job! Must be nice! Old man loser won’t retire!!

by Wolf77 February 11, 2023

yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.

"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"

by Bronhill August 25, 2021

Italian job

When you use your middle finger, index finger and your thumb held like the Italian pinch to finger someone.

You only have 3 fingers how do you finger a girl?

It’s always an Italian job.

by Top G Gggggg July 19, 2021

A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)

"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"

by BullyWeener March 19, 2017

alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)

Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!

by Man hole March 9, 2020