Shit Brit

The equivalent of American trash. Basically a low-life (poor morals or values) person from the UK.

This clown-ass Shit Brit tried to start a fight with me for no reason.

by Warbucks2 June 2, 2009

shit teeth

When someone eats a chocolatey food such as Oreos, causing the teeth to look like they're covered in shit.

Travis: Mmmm Oreos.
Alex: Ew dude you got shit teeth, close your mouth!

by MikeC Fo Sho June 19, 2008

bungee shit

An occurance common with many Italian and Persian males and most Samoan females, it's a shit that once shat, attaches itself to you're ass hairs and is pulled back up once its head hits the water.

Girl 1: I heard that Persians keep scissors by their toilets cause of all the bungee shits they take!
Girl 2: I heard black people are more likely to die of heart failure!
--Dialogue from recess at John Wayne Bobbitt Elementary

by genegine October 14, 2006

Shit Rig

When your computer is deemed completely shit by your online gaming buddies.

TwiSteD: how did you miss that ???
Chaosjuuh: Stop throwing smokes my FPS drops to 15

TwiSteD: o rly?
Chaosjuuh: Ja
TwiSteD: OMG shit rig.....Build a decent rig TBH.....

by th3r34lTwiSteD July 16, 2009

shit thumb

when a girl is riding you backwards and you stick your thumb up her butt and you get shit on it.

last night this chick rode me backwards and i stuck my thumb up her butt. when i woke up in the morning i had shit thumb!

by shizzle07 July 16, 2007

Invisible Shit

The event that occurs when one takes a dump, and upon standing to flush the toilet cannot see the recently disposed waste. Usually happens when a larger dump is taken.

John was coming over to see a movie, but he took an invisible shit and thinks that toilet leprechauns are after his feces.

by KenyaEast January 25, 2009

ape shit

To literally go insane, usually accompanied by flailing arms, incomprehensible gurgling noises and a crazed look.

Did you see that guy going down the residential area at 110 mph? He went through someones fucking lawn, THEIR GODDAMN LAWN AND THROUGH THE FENCE TOO. God, then he got to the orphanage, it was a massacre. I tell ya man, he was going ape shit.

by Morpha's Tox Box July 4, 2011