Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.

Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .

by Trudilicious December 31, 2023

Dwarf Hand

When short girl gives handjob

Yoo yesterday i got dwarf hand from that fine shyt

by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025

handful of dimmies

With his dimmies in hand, Cam Constable takes a moment to sit back, relax, and savor the food. Whether he enjoys them in the café or takes them to go, the experience offers both physical and mental satisfaction.

When Cam finally reaches the café he steps inside, the café staff already knows what he’s going to ask for, a handful of dimmies

by Matty Be December 16, 2024

Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.

Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!

by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by anonymous June 8, 2022

The Flip hand signal

🤙🏾🤙🏾 When you’re chill no matter what the outcome is you do the Flip hand signal. Derives from cowanbunga surfer attitude. Use both hands only one if it’s not that chill.

Did you see that guy do the flip hand signal? He’s so chill.

by Flip finds October 14, 2019

thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017