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Baked Chicken Position

Being snuggled up in bed - warm and toasty - on your back like a baked chicken in an oven or in one of those plastic to go containers at the grocery store.
It's after 9pm - that guy is not awake. He's in bed in the baked chicken position.
by meinnc2011 January 10, 2011
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Chicken Head Syndrome

A large pain in your neck that you get from being too much of a chicken head. Often is in the form of a large lump anywhere around the neck.
Kyle - "Did you see the knot in that girls neck? Holy shit what is that?"
Evan - "That looks like Chicken Head Syndrome!"

Niki - "What do I do to get rid of Chicken Head Syndrome?"
Evan - "Oh an advil or two will do, maybe some tea! Just cool down on the domicile!"
by DROPlv October 24, 2008
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free range chicken

She was terrified of Covid, afraid she'd suffocate wearing a mask, quaking over what effects the vaccine could have, phobic about getting close to anyone and mortified that she was being scarred-for-life by the emotional deprivations of social distancing. Dr. Kafween had termed her a Free Range Chicken, and now she was apprehensive about her next session, reasonably fearful of getting billed for a missed appointment with her analyst, who, she was afraid to admit, was rarely wrong.
by Monkey's Dad December 10, 2020
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Chicken Finger Mouth

A common syndrome among Americans unable to appreciate fine cuisine and fancy eateries.
On a blind date, I ordered roast duck and Derpina ordered the chicken fingers. I honestly can't see myself requesting a second date with someone so afflicted with Chicken Finger Mouth.
by whistledickster December 16, 2011
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Fried Chicken Goblin

A disgusting, foul, dumb piece of shit that can put a piece of Fried chicken between the gap in it’s front teeth and suck it down to the marrow in a tenth of a second.
“ Did you see that bitch that they hired to clean the toilets?? She is one disgusting fried chicken goblin
by Pirate Lyfe October 7, 2021
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