Got a rock

1. To botch something up
2. To have horribly bad luck
3. The special power of Ken

Just when everything was going well, Ken got a rock and McGee was raped by a goat

by Marcus November 19, 2003

Piss rock

Known for its Midwestern low-life charm. Often described as how a dive bar bathroom smells. Piss rock originates from Milwaukee and is often considered shitty.

Are you going to the Fake My Death show? They're classic Milwaukee piss rock, it sounds like your dad putting out his cigarettes on your arm.

by Opie4 March 22, 2025

brain rock

When you think of something bad that happen to somebody and, it really happens to that person.

I through a brain rock at that guy, hoping he would fall, and... well he fell!

by Zabimaru555 December 15, 2008

Rock A Cleasy

To sell a Moncler (Cleasy) jacket during your shift at Harry Rosen. Usually to someone paying in 20 dollar bills later in the evening.

Dude, did you just Rock a Cleasy to that guy?
Sorry man, I scooped you with Kevin while you were Rocking a Cleasy.

I just want to Rock a Cleasy and go home already.

by RockingACleasie January 7, 2024

moon rock

a turd and/or shart (containing a decent amount of fecal matter) that extrudes from a naked anus from one willingly to another unwilling

Yeah bro! Last night I gave Jake a moon rock and put it in his hand and he scratched his head and smeared my rock in his hair! Yeah bro he's hella gay!

by El Joto Rojo March 11, 2021

Go Skip Rocks

Go Skip Rocks- is code for going out and doing drugs. Any drug works but rocks originally means smoking weed, as in getting stoned; hence the rocks.

"Hey man, wanna go Skip Rocks?"
"Sure man, that sounds lit"

by AerotoZero October 24, 2016

Rock the needles

When your in a MMF three way and the woman is in the center on her knees giving double hand jobs for the finish.

Sally sure did rock the needles last night! Handjobs facial moneyshot

by Icet3003 October 24, 2016