adolescent mom

A mom you want to fuck, that gave birth when she was an adolescent

Yo that dude has a Adolescent mom I wanna fuck

by Nightnigger June 3, 2024

Your mom

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.

Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”

by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020

urr..mom..com

it means my besti

Person 1 : hello! urr..mom..com<3
Person 2: aw heyy ur my fav urr..mom..com

by leviramos January 3, 2022

Your mom

Something I was doing last night

I was doing your mom

by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

Mom

Something I wanna smash

Boyfriend: "Did you ask your mom if I could sleepover tonight?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah"
Boyfriend: "Perfect."

by weinderdog October 3, 2021

blue haired mom

A MILF to a crip member

"Damn that's one fine blue haired mom"a

by Pussay420 May 26, 2017

Hot Mom Syndrome

When one’s Mother is so incredibly hot that they start to feel sick.

Kevin started to feel sick out of no where, he must have Hot Mom Syndrome.

by I<3 MILFs June 9, 2022