John’s boy Pizza

The greatest fucking pizza place on the planet located in Glen Rock, New Jersey

Moe: What’s better than sex?
Axel: John’s Boy Pizza
Fuck yea

by SamWhich87 June 28, 2025

John Chaplin

A sped black kid that goes to my school. He's funny but dumb as hell

Person 1: oh shit, it's John Chaplin!

by ballsack_toucher69420 April 15, 2022

John

A simp

Oh my god! Did you see John today! He’s simping for a special someon

by Peter Stewart griffin June 1, 2020

John

A name.

Person 1: "Hi, John!"
John: "Hi!"

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

Papa John

Papa John is a black man.

HEY YO DID YOU SEE PAPA JOHN? HE'S SUCH A NIGGER

by UncleNiggerJim69 June 16, 2018

John Paul

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.

Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.

by Wombat00 December 29, 2021

John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.

"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."

by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022