Airing out the kids

Male) To spread your legs in such a manner that you essentially "air out" your balls or "kids"

Female) To spread your arms so that you can air out your boobs

"Why are your legs spread so far?"
"Ahhh, just airing out the kids"

by Xenocideplayer December 7, 2018

I’m taking the kids

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
...
Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.

Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*

by Moldybread August 16, 2019

Asian Kid Energy

Being disturbingly good at mundane tasks, or mastering a difficult skill at a young age. This term can apply to all races tho. This term comes from the numerous videos of Asian kids performing insane feats, usually found on Facebook or Youtube.

Note that whatever is performed has to be unusual in some way, shape or form. Daft Hands, calculator covers of songs, etc.

,, Ayo, have you seen that video of some guy playing Senbonzakura on three calculators?''
,, No way, how does he do that?''
,, Asian kid energy, that's how.''

by McAlpa April 4, 2020

having kids over

When someone lets a number of people over to their house to drink and participate in activities which usually take place at a party, but now at a lesser scale. One might tell someone else that someone is "just having kids over" in order to deter random or unwelcome people from attempting to party at this persons home.

CJ: Yooo Nick what are you up to tonight?
Nick: Oh whatup, I'm at Steve's
CJ: Oh shit, he's havn a party?
Nick: Nahh, he's just having kids over.

by Sal9 August 21, 2009

popular kid syndrome

A kid in highschool/middle school that is so full of themselves that they think they are the best. Most likely are friends with ALL the other “popular kids” and never branch out to new people. When you have popular kid syndrome you are just an arrogant douche who thinks they are so funny and the best around.

Alex: yo brad is acting super up his own ass.
Katie: yeah he has popular kid syndrome.

by Uber eats your dick June 2, 2022

kids with bowl cuts

Ugly as fuck

Cynthia: Tom, did you see that group of little Amish boys with bowl cuts?
Tom: Yeah, their poorly executed, money saving bowl cuts are awful. Kids with bowl cuts are as ugly as fuck.

by HateThatMissyGirl May 11, 2015

an emo emo kid

he is emo that hes emo you have to hurt his feeling to make him feel better

an emo emo kid is found in its natural habitat,
fire
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