Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was home alone, guess
Guy 1: You were probably wrestling your eel all day
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 2: I was home alone, guess
Guy 1: You were probably wrestling your eel all day
Guy 2: Yeah
by Cokra April 19, 2016
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"Whoa, is it raining out there?"
"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."
"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."
by koreatown May 2, 2019
Get the Wrestling with the firehose mug.The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!
by DuckDB February 23, 2021
Get the Professional Wrestling mug.wrestling the mattress is when you get so drunk you get carpet burn from performing random nondescript acts on a mattress
Jamal: Dude did you see that weird mark on Conner's ass?
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.
by whattheduckfuck May 4, 2014
Get the Wrestling the mattress mug.Stupid little kid: why are they wrestlwing?? (Intentionality misspelled wrestling to mock little kids))
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 2, 2022
Get the Wrestling mug."Want to see who can donate the most blood the quickest?" Brooke
"Ok, sure first one to dontate a unit wins" Cody
"I finished a unit in 5:56 and your was 6:38! I Win" Brooke
30 mins later
"Hey guess what Mitch?! I beat Cody at blood wrestling!" Brooke
"Good for you..." Mitch
"Ok, sure first one to dontate a unit wins" Cody
"I finished a unit in 5:56 and your was 6:38! I Win" Brooke
30 mins later
"Hey guess what Mitch?! I beat Cody at blood wrestling!" Brooke
"Good for you..." Mitch
by Forseti24 August 17, 2009
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It is also a ro-wrestling federation hated by Mike Anarchy.
It is also a ro-wrestling federation hated by Mike Anarchy.
by Ro-Wrestler January 20, 2018
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