Wetlipping a trumpet

The act of playing a wind instrument with one's genitalia, specifically the vagina and or anal cavity.

I joined the marching band to see the football game free, but I stayed to because Katy wouldn't stop wetlipping a trumpet

by Trandolph1 June 2, 2018

Piss Trumpet

a dope electronic synth for dubstep

yo did you hear that piss trumpet in that dubstep song?

by The Gun 88 September 18, 2012

bum trumpet

An extremely loud fart made deliberately

Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

trumpet hoe

i bitch who won’t shut the fuck up and sounds like a trumpet

have you ever met rebecca?
yeah she’s such a trumpet hoe!

by beepboopbopbitch September 5, 2019

Oo Trumpet

blowing into a womans vigina while eating her out and pushing on her stomach with ur lips still on her clit

Brian like to Oo Trumpet with Mary

by Jessica Grant January 9, 2004

Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

by Dean Modified October 2, 2014

Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.

Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

by Smokemypole 781 May 5, 2011