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blueberry waffle

a dirty nasty stinky cum infected over used vagina.
man that girls coochi looked like a blueberry waffle
by robtonytina January 2, 2012
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Buttered Waffle

Fucking a chick who's face is pressed up against a chain link fence, then cumming on her face.
Jenna's face looks like a slippery chess board after I gave her a buttered waffle.
by AddictedToVaginalSkin May 9, 2009
mugGet the Buttered Wafflemug.

cum waffle

When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.
Oh man. Cum waffles ruined my night last night.
by shiionmadii February 22, 2011
mugGet the cum wafflemug.

Waffle time

When something epic is happening and it deserve a celebration... Or two, maybe even three
Uncultured Person: Bro I'm hungry
Cultured Person: You should get some waffles!
Uncultured Person: Why waffles?

Cultured Person: Well that's because waffles are versatile, you can have it for breakfast, lunch, teatime, dinner, supper, anytime. This is also called waffle time.

Uncultured Person: Waffle time?

Cultured Person: Heck yea bro. Your gf broke up with you? Waffle time. Things are not going well with your relationship? Waffle time. Your loved ones died in a car crash? Waffle time. Your significant other cheated with a blonde haired foreigner named Chad who is obviously much better than you in everything and wants to break off your engagement which have been ongoing for 2 years? Yup, you guessed it, its waffle time. c: (fuck you karen)
by Nugs92 December 12, 2019
mugGet the Waffle timemug.

Wenis Waffle

The pattern that appears on one’s wenis (elbow) region when one leans against a patterned object.
“Yo dude, this chair gave me the worst wenis waffle
by Quafflewaffle May 11, 2019
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Waffle-bration

Celebrating with waffles
SomeJack: hey what's on for later ?
DifferentJack: it's waffle-bration night bro
by AnotherJack January 1, 2014
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minge waffle

1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.

2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!
by Fanny Waggert June 11, 2018
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