Golden Fap

A sexual act where on individual will cum while the other will urinate on the others japs eye.

Hey baby, im about to cum, come over here so we can set up a little golden fap

by Buxty June 16, 2010

Golden Waffle

When your boyfriend pours syrup in your vagina and fucks you until he cums inside you, then he eats dat sticky pussy.

(Golden strawberry waffle: bonus if shes on her rag!)

aunt jemima always sweetens my golden waffle!

by rustyboots November 5, 2017

Golden Poop

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.

I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

golden bidet

When you piss in a womens mouth and she holds it till you position yourself on all fours and she then squirts the golden yellow urine into your asshole.

The golden bidet is a wonderful feelin

by Woernley August 18, 2006

golden baseball

when your jerking off and you pee all over your balls instead of cuming

shit, i was trying to masturbate last night and i didnt finish, all i got were some golden baseballs

by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

golden valcano

first you have to stretch out your girlfriend's back door with your cock or a mag flash light will do. Then take a stick of butter, your choice on brand, and shove it in her ass whole. While waiting for the butter to melt, vigurously pound her pussy to help the butter melt. Once melted, slam your cock as hard as you can back into her ass and watch the erruption in awe.

I had the best golden valcano last night from a guy I met at the bar!

by stiches r for bitches February 6, 2010

golden sombrero

Striking out 4 times in one game. If all 4 are done looking, you get the matching poncho.

Did Ryan Howard really just get another golden sombrero?
Of course....he did have 199 strike outs in 2007 and in 2008.

by OgMikeBone October 30, 2009