Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

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Detroit Cactus

A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.

I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.

by Pizzasmash May 13, 2018

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Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.

First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.

by The Real Talkie Toaster February 9, 2021

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Cactus

A sex toy that grows in the wild

Greg: hey dude, could you help me out? there's a bunch of pricks in my arse

Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?

by Vibrating3rdLeg June 29, 2020

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Jazz Cactus

bhang, benj, boo, bud, buddha, cannabis, cheeba, choof, daccha, dank, devil's lettuce, djamba, doobage, dope. endo, gage, ganja, ganj, grass, green, greenery, hash, hashish, hemp, herb, Mary Jane, MJ, marihoochie, marijuana, Mary Joanna, method, mezz, muggle, mull, pot, puff, reefer, sensimillia, sensimilla, shit, sweetleaf, tea, Texas tea, trees, twig, wacky tobaccy, weed, yarndie, zombie, chronic, dagga, Indian hemp, kind bud. kush, purple haze, schwag, Thai stick, recreational drug, tetrahydrocannabinol, THC, marijuana cigarette

Bryan Kelly enjoyed using that Jazz Cactus.

by NotUrWifey October 5, 2023

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