blue alaskan

To twist your balls in a circle then dip them in snow

“Dude I’m so fucking sore, my girlfriend blue alaskaned me last night”

by iHaveSeriousProblems May 23, 2018

alaskan mushroom

It's where you gape the woman or man's asshole and stick one or both nuts in the anus

I gave the bitch an Alaskan mushroom last night.

by Alaskanmushroom December 7, 2016

Alaskan slushy

When you're in a snowy region so you decide to pack your girl full of snow while she's on her period and eat out the red slush that comes out

Reagen: Golly Shane that alaskan slushy you have me last week really made my vag sore

Shane: yeah I hope you don't get pussy frostbite.

by Kim Moroney May 15, 2018

alaskan firefighter

When you are having sex with your mate and you ignite her boobs on fire and put it out with your cum

I Alaskan firefighter my girlfriend last night

by Wtf is this shit March 19, 2014

Alaskan whaler

alright kids this is an interesting one. first you beat you meat until you feel like you might hit climax get your hand ready because you might want to keep your semen warm. When you blow it quickly wipe your two fingers across your dick head getting a fair amount of semen on your two fingers and then you wipe it across your upper lip like a mustache or a sanchez

Price gave himself an Alaskan Whaler when he was bored

by raphael sanchez April 26, 2005

Dirty Alaskan

The act of tacking a shit on the chest of, or in the mouth of your partner after anal sex.

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She game me a dirty Alaskan after I fucked her in the ass

by Dr. Livingston April 7, 2008

alaskan express

the use of frozen male fecies as a dildo

hero-"so dude i was bangn this hot chick and i had an idea. we could freez of my dookies and she could stick it in her vagina and orgasm."
hiscoverer- "i belive thats called the alaskan express, i saw it on late-night history channel

by matman April 25, 2006