Oil Spill

jagermeister & cranberry juice

What were those jaeger and crans called? Oil spills? Cause that's exactly what my puke looked like.

by LuciousCrow December 14, 2010

Clown Oil

What you turn into after excessive drinking of crown royal.

Crown Royal; drink too much you turn into Clown Oil.

by Black Barbie Doll May 28, 2009

mexican oil

black shit comes out from ground ( texas gringo tea )

Gringos buy mexican oil U don't need Baghdad oil, Norte americans all be happy,
no fight oil wars with rag heads, bring american boys home. viva Mexican oil & Mexican love !

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

Coconut oil

Use when your Kermit jumps on the table after your done with your Bob Ross oil paint tutorial

Jenna:“oh no Kermit stepped in the oil paint“
Google:“wash with warm water“
Jenna:“let’s use coconut oil.“

by Rad gorl September 14, 2018

Oil Slick

The feeling a person gets during sex when the man ejaculates at the same time the woman does causing double lubrication.

Last night the shit was dry but I was hitting that shit so good tonight I caused an oil slick.

by frisbee ken July 9, 2009

oil change

where you unexpectily stick your index and middle finger up the lineing of someones anus.

john: "oil change!"
matt: "oooh was that the valvoline or the mobil? flush my transmission while ur at it."

by mr. 300 July 25, 2006

japani oil

Japani Oil is a sensual way to relieve exhausted or fatigued muscles. Japani oil is a traditional preparation that contains the time tested herbs which are known for their medicinal properties and therapeutic use. Traditionally, Japani oil for men is used by men to improve and stimulate libido and increase vigor.

Girl and guy having ***

Guy :- I am tired
Girl :- So fast! Use this Japani Oil and For me hard 💋

by Ava queen of heaven January 11, 2018