Shirt-bomb

The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.

'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!

by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.

Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular

by Getsit June 26, 2017

Douchebag shirt

A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest

i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt

by Goatish February 1, 2015

Guppy shirt

When you have a creased shirt and cannot afford to iron it

Hey billy you got a guppy shirt

by Chinese gamer master October 8, 2021

Bertke Shirt

A shirt passed down East Grand Rapids families for centuries. Logos might be faded, but the memories live on. Perfect for parties, grilling brats, or mulching.

Holy sh*t! He's got a bertke shirt on at this party? Bro forgot to get the mulch off of it.

by anonymous August 23, 2023

Shirt Changer

When the stank of your shit is so fowl that you need to change your shirt afterwards.

Damn the freebees didn't even put a dent in it!! That was a shirt changer! I will be right back.

by I_cant_stop_these_thoughts November 17, 2021

Shirt-catting

For a female to wear only a tshirt and nothing else, in a way her genitals are visible under her tshirt.

Close the door baby, you know that i am shirt-catting . You don't want Phi to see me like this!

by Thurston Allouiches Hornbuckle July 22, 2018