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Crunchy

John K getting in touch with his emotions.
Today's chair is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch; so named because he's crunchy.
by elbeeay May 30, 2024
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Crunchy Kimchi Banshee

When One Partner wishes to be eaten2 out of/on (Typically) their Anus or other Reproductive place below the torso; i.e. Penis, Vagina, Taint Region Before or After Intercourse with a fresh mixture placed upon said region consisting of Hot Sauce (depending how hot n' spicy burnin' you like it), kettle chips (plain or flavoured of your choice) and Kimchi mixed together in one go.
She wanted it spicy and different, she wanted to moan, scream and burn with pleasure, so I gave her a Crunchy Kimchi Banshee.
by BigSDub May 2, 2025
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Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
Person 1: “Trump 2020
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”
by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020
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crunchy crash

When the anime streaming site, crunchy roll, releases a new episode of anime that become so popular it crashes the video you're trying to play.
"I was gonna watch the new episode of dragon ball super but the crunchy crash was so bad it wouldn't even load!"
by lloCaste May 3, 2018
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Crunchy

When there's something you don't really like, but you have to accept it.
Ashley: " I cant go with you to the party. I have to work tonight."

Andi: " Ew.. Das crunchy."
by Ladybeexo December 4, 2020
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Crunchy

When someone looks crusty and like they just got out of bed. When one looks so cute that it’s not cute; when used along the word cute it means your cute but kinda ugly. (Fun insult not to be taken seriously)
She looks cute and crunchy.
by Crispy Dodo April 5, 2021
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crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.
Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!
by Green alien dude March 9, 2018
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