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Credit Carder

Putting body wash in your hand and using your hand to clean the inside of your ass cheeks.
Not using a wash cloth or loofa to clean the inside of your ass cheeks like a fucking monster = Credit Carder
by Dectonic June 4, 2021
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Everyone who deserves credit

That's me. And if it isn't me your kids don't deserve to live.
Hym "Everyone who deserves credit and payment had better be me because I'll be ready to go by next tax season."
by Hym Iam November 11, 2025
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Partial credit

You can call it whatever you want do long as it's commensurate with my contributions.
Hym "I'm fully aware that there are parts I didn't do. As long as partial credit means MY contributions I do not care."
by Hym Iam November 29, 2024
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intergalactic credits

The intergalactic form of currency used everywhere in the galaxy.
The average glorp worker is only paid 47 intergalactic credits per solar cycle
by Gnarpsh June 6, 2024
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social credit

"Social credit" is a slang term of Mainland Chinese origin referring to the system where your parents still limit your screen time until you finish college. Coupled with the fact that you're still going to be unable to afford moving out from parents house until after you've finished college, this "social credit" system is intended to "boost" your "drive" to study hard in order to eventually (be able to) finish college.
Living under the 'China' social credit system means my parents keep my screen time on lockdown until I graduate from college—it's their way of boosting my drive to hit the college textbooks and finally move out from my parents' house!
by Emotional Cruiser November 23, 2025
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Dumping my credit

When someone stops making all payments to creditors at once. Credit cards, medical bills, car payments etc. Basically only paying rent and utilities.
Hey how much are your medical bills? Weren't you working on getting your credit score up? Nah bro, I'm dumping my credit
by Groom of the stool January 12, 2022
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credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021
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