Just the sight of the Jonas Fuckers makes every guys (even gay guys) scrotum retract into their body, the "band" consists of 3 hermaphrodites who are named Fagola, Fagzilla and Fagazoid who are really good at attracting 9 year old girls because of their spray on looks and photoshopped pictures. The Jonas Fuckers are shitty guitarists and basically the worst thing that has ever happened to Gibson making me want to go chuck mine off of a cliff and then burn it. A common misconception about this so called "band" is that they have any talent at all, another screw up by disney to get little children into their park so they can molest them.
Fagola- "Let's go pound our faces into the keyboard and the result will be our next Jonas Brothers song"
Fagazoid- "I'm going to shove a jelly bean in your asshole, i'd use my dick but it's not big enough"
Fagzilla- "I DO COCAINE!!!"
Fagazoid- "I'm going to shove a jelly bean in your asshole, i'd use my dick but it's not big enough"
Fagzilla- "I DO COCAINE!!!"
by ozfox July 21, 2010
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. When you're brother is so toxic that he claimed you're going to go to hell for being a female and not worshipping men.
by Simpinson69 December 9, 2020
Get the Brother issuesmug. by jason kidd777 March 27, 2010
Get the undercover brothermug. One who excels greatly in the field of busting his nuts. He has textbook tools used to finesse a MPS. Always has his head on a swivel. Not necessarily a bottom feeder, but is willing to dive in the sewers in order to add to the bod list. Has an intense Alpha mindset and this allows him to have copious amounts of sex with all sorts of silly cunts.
by jfc12345 May 11, 2020
Get the Bust Brothermug. Dude - Bro, you should totally date her
Bro - Dude, I can't
Man - Bro, you friend-zoned or something?
Bro - Nah Man, She's Brother-Zoning me
RIP Bro
1997-2018
Bro - Dude, I can't
Man - Bro, you friend-zoned or something?
Bro - Nah Man, She's Brother-Zoning me
RIP Bro
1997-2018
by THATCARRGUYyt January 28, 2018
Get the Brother-Zoningmug. this guy is constantly living in his brothers shadow lmao. sad dog puts a hole in his ears to try to hide the hole in his heart. Dylans Brother is literally 3'5'', and because of this, he is used to sucking his brothers dick not only metaphorically, but also physically, as he is constantly standing at penis height. My username is Dylans brother's reality.
billy: my dick feels wet bro
niggolas: bro just quickly geeze. is Dylans Brother sucking your dick?
billy: oh shit bro, i forgot to check! yeah he is what a gimp haha!
niggolas: bro just quickly geeze. is Dylans Brother sucking your dick?
billy: oh shit bro, i forgot to check! yeah he is what a gimp haha!
by Gagonmycock June 20, 2019
Get the Dylans Brothermug. A person formed as brother by a woman or girl without having any close relatioship with that person, just for some specific meany purpose.
by adimeadozen January 8, 2012
Get the adhoc brothermug.