Alexi Laiho

The world's greatest metal god from the kickass metal band Children of Bodom. He's hott, too.

Look at Alexi, and listen to his awesome guitar riffs!

by child of bodom May 23, 2004

Alexis Kennedy

(noun):The most epic boss bitch ever. She snaps her fingers, and all the other bitches obey. Even the ground she fucking stands on worships her.

(verb): To totally dominate anything and anyone. No questions asked.

I'm gonna Alexis Kennedy yo' ass, nigga!

by Loldude41 November 24, 2010

Alexi Laiho

Hottest metal musician in the universe. Performing vocals and guitar in 'Children of Bodom', Alexi screams and howls his mysterious lyrics into the night. Wears eyeliner and plays killer riffs. Hot stuff.

'Children of Bodom' 'Cute' 'sexy' 'messiah'

by metal goddess March 3, 2005

Alexis Texas

A very hot female pornstar with a large, delicious juicy ass. She is one of the rare white girls with a true ghetto booty.

"I'd give anything to stick my rod in-between Alexis Texas' ass cheeks."

by gigs1777 April 20, 2009

Alexi Laiho

member of amazing finnish band Children of Bodom.
a really sexy boy indeed, but most of all a great voice and guitar player!!

Alexi Laiho is the new Zakk Wylde!

by countess_Grishnackh August 21, 2009

Alexi Laiho

Sex god and guitar god.

The lead vocalist, composer and guitarist for the awesome metal band Children of Bodom. Hail this glorious figure.

Phwoar, it's Alexi Laiho

by Rachyykiinss'z May 17, 2009

Alexis Fire

A contortionist striper in which the amazing band, Alexisonfire, named themselves after. When they made their website, Alexis Fire threatened to sue becuase they were using her name without permission. They have since changed the name to www.theonlybandever.com

xstillxlifex: Alexisonfire pwns
avrilispunk: dud, dey suk
xstillxlifex: What do you know about music?
xstillxlifex: You think that Avril is punk!
xstillxlifex: Now that is sad
avrilispunk: w/e, she is so punk and bands who scream suck
avrilispunk: Alexis Fire suks 2
xstillxlifex: You are a stupid noob

by xsebaxnilex November 8, 2006